Guitty
having oddly, sp-ced apart triangular t-tties (sometimes also consisting of awkwardly large nipples).
girl 1: you’re a fat and ugly b-tch!
girl 2: at least i don’t have guitties!!
the national language of guitteauland, in which the word “p-ssy” has nearly 50 variations. any one with the surname “guitteau” is traditionally fluent in this odd language, and he/she usually has saggy t-tties along with very hairy p-ssy p-b-s.
mary lynn guitteau: i wike to say hewow to strangas and hahve wiiild sayx with zthem.
austin: i don’t know what the f-ck u sayin’- you must be speekin’ the guitty. and get yo t-ts outta ma face.
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