Gullikson


a disturbingly attractive group of pacific northwest dwellers with a collective iq sitting around speed of sound. the gulliksons are not a hairy people, and they farm a respectable herd of dodge steeds for transportation and defense purposes. their primitive humor is countered by their advanced weaponry and understanding of complex tools, like hammers. a well-armed society, the gulliksons are best left to their own devices as their underdeveloped social skills coupled with a strong dislike of all things blue often lead to conflicts with neighboring tribes of p-ssifistic yet irritating leftists.
“did you hear that jim took his subaru into the woods to observe the mating rituals of the woodp-ck-r and test out his new rei biodegradable binoculars?”

“yeah man, that was weeks ago. word is that his car got stuck in a cow patty somewhere near gullikson territory. the cops told search and rescue to not even bother.”

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