gum ass


a partially wiped -sshole that still remains unclean and retains enough moisture so as to stick together like a gummy substance.
“i’ve wiped three times today, but have still been walking around with this gum -ss all afternoon.”
someone who chews their gum like a dumb-ss
patrick:”wow look at stephen, he chews his come like an idiot.. like a cow grazing”
connor:”yea, he’s a gum-ss”
m-ssive gas and sh-ts caused by eating too much sugar free gum
“i just ate five packs of sugar free gum but now i’m paying for it because i have gum-ss.”

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