Gum Smuggling
when a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.
paul: (whispers) yo don, can i have some of yr gum?
don: (out of no where) highfive man! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)
steven: wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i’ve ever seen, btw can i get a piece?
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