GUMB


‘gumb’ is a internet-based acronym. it represents the phrase “genital up my b-m”.
i really enjoyed having a gumb the other day
to be gay and dumb at the same time
yo you acting mad gumb right now
a general derisive term possibly derived from either jame “buffalo bill” gumb from the silence of the lambs, or the star of the gumby show.
don’t fall now, you f-cking gumb! i don’t have you!
– josh lowell, 2000
1. an escalator.
2. a singular ‘fishy’ of sperm
1. “why take the stairs? take the gumb!”
2. “that tadpole looks like a gumb.”
1.& 2.”i shot my gumb right into stacy’s mouth”

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