Gumbofied


to stretch the truth in extremis
“the other night, my mate shed spilt a full gl-ss of red all over him, whilst i sat across the other side of the room and laughed at him”.

or

“that fart sounding noise was the door – not my -rs-”

or

“i drank loads of beer the other night whilst you girls drank nothing”

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