gumby nipple
the nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.
father: wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?
mother: nothing, why?
father: it’s big…and stretchy!
mother: oh, that’s just my gumby nipple!
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