Gumby


a cool green guy from an old ‘claymation’ tv show. he is made of clay.
“oh no, gumby! we have to save him!”
someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but f-ck everything up.
i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!
someone or something abnormal, uncoodernated and silly. probably incabable of doing simple actions like thorwing a ball or just walking without making a fool of themsleves.
walking into a wall and then appolagising to the wall
tripping over nothing but air
falling up the stairs
thinking emus are soon going to take over the world
in reaction to any of these happening onlookers would say: what a gumby!
a stage for the male p-n-s in between a soft limpless p-n-s and a rock hard one. it doesnt stick straight out and flops around like the t.v. character gumpy. therefore it shall be gumby.
i am so glad that my b-n-r went away during gym cl-ss, the only thing i had was a gumby which isn’t too bad.
a tall squared and slanted haircut (from the name of a character who has such a shape of head)
dude, what’s whith the gumby?
1.a hair style originated from an green claymation character. 2.a hair stlye that sort of resembles a flat top but leans to either the left or right,commonly mistakin for the slop which gadually gets longer from the back to the front.
also seen in the movie juice with tupac, (he had a serious gumby in that movie. also seen worn by r&b/rap artist from the early 90’s
guy1: i think its time for hair cut son..
guy2: true
guy1: i’m a get the gumby yo!
guy2: man that sh-t is wack son!
a really bad haircut in the 80s
any singer or rapper who had a gumby in the 80s floped

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