gummied
to drape one’s limp p-n-s over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the p-n-s prior to placement.
hey, why is he so p-ssed?
i just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
g-d d-mn you. that’s the 3rd time you’ve gummied me this week!
when one eats so many vodka gummy bears that they become intoxicated.
man, i’m f-cking gummied.
man, i’m right gummied.
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