gummy cracker
an absurdly small p-n-s.
-dude, have you seen james? he has a gummy cracker!
a tiny peepee
bro, i saw that dude in the locker room. he has a gummy cracker!
when a person/friend has a very small p-n-s and likes to flaunt it.
did you see how dave was being a total gummy cracker the other day?
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