gummy fish
a fish that eats gummy bears. they often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving
“hey dude why is your face pink?”
“a gummy fish saw me”
“i’m sorry dude i’ll pray for your face.”
“thanks you silly gr-ss
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