Hawkinson


a condition which leaves you paralyzed and talking like a speak and spell.
man did you hear about bill?

yeah, hes got hawkinsons after that car crash
n(1). an out of work actor scr-pping to get by.

n(2). of or pertaining to the v-g-n- or -n-s.

v. the action of -j-c-l-t–n or fecal excretion
so i was doing her in the hawkinson, and just before i finished, i pulled out and hawkinsoned all over her face.

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