Gumped it
ran really fast.
i seen the cops, so i gumped it
to run a ridiculously long way for no apparent reason; reference to forrest gump’s epic cross-nation jog.
runner- gumped it again today, i’ve really got to stop doing that…
friend- uh oh, how far did you go this time?
runner- don’t really know, twenty five, maybe thirty miles…
friend- why the h-ll would you do that?!
runner- every time i wanted to turn around, i just thought about how far i’d already run, and how if i went just a little farther, i’d get to… next thing i know, i’ve covered miles and miles.
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