Gumpert
a cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. a cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.
person to cat: “get off the counter!”
cat: “meow!”
person to cat: “you are such a f-cking gumpert.”
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