gumpin


to run with determination, even while lacking coordination.
on my way to work i saw some kid gumpin it out of the grocery store while trying to carry two cases of beer. a rent-a-cop tackled him before he even made it out of the parking lot.
a cliff at dolime quarry in guelph ontario. the name came to be when some drunken idiot (read: typical cliff jumper) tried to spray paint “jump in” but managed to spell “gjump in” which has now been shortened to “gumpin”. a gumpin is also a measurement. 1 gumpin = ~25ft
a gumpin is not a static measurement because a gumpin is defined as “the distance from the top of the cliff to the water” thus a gumpin is never the same.
s: i dare you to dive off the gumpin!
t: i dare you to gainer the gumpin!
s: i dont know how to gay-nor
t: it’s “gainer” not gaynor, you f-cker.

i answered my physics test in gumpin lengths.

dude that cliff is like 3/4ths of a gumpin.

gumpin is pr-nounced “guu-om-pin”

the amount of water in dolime quarry is 36 gumpins cubed (i.e. 36g^3 opposed to 300m^3)
to smile bashfully from flattery
i put my mack down and she started gumpin.

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