Gumpire


a baseball umpire whose calls obviously favor gumps, i.e., the university of alabama.
gumpire: “strike 3!”

bama opponent’s first fan: d-mn. pitch was 8 inches off the plate.

bama opponent’s second fan: yep. when you play bama, they get to bring their own gumpires.

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