Gumsy


scottish slang. a gumsy is a alternative way of describing a bl-w j-b.. i.e when a female sucks on a mans p-n-s..
it possibly refers to a bl-wj-b from a girl with no teeth, commonly found in numerous glasgow schemes.
stu: hey baby, let me hit that sweet clunge of yours..
random girl: no you cant today, im on the blob..
stu: how about a cheeky gumsy then..?
random girl: okay!whap it out, it will be my pleasure..!
stu: yaldy

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