gunbummy


gunb-mmies are sh-tposters in the firearm community who fall under the following criteria:
-sh-tpost more often than shoot
-obsess over other men
-more often than not, cling to one brand of firearm despite having no experience in others
-have a lot to say despite usually owning a small number of firearms (usually one or two)
-attempt to use sh-tposting to garner attention to compensate for their abysmally low likes/subs/views on their preferred social media platform (much the way a gunbunny would use cleavage to feel validation).
-oftentimes use buzzwords as would a tumblrina (thot, ____ is a meme, etc) while simultaneously rejecting popular buzzwords from the general firearm community in a hipster-like manner (moldy l-b–).
gunb-mmies are oftentimes incels and despise anyone with more popularity than themselves; especially females which they are pr-ne to specifically loathe.

gunb-mmies may lash out if confronted, resulting in an almost estrogen-fueled tenacity to win online arguments. this behavior leads some to believe being a gunb-mmy may be linked to low testosterone and/or obesity.
it is of note that most gunb-mmies rarely -if ever- reveal themselves intentionally; due to their fear of being confirmed as incels.
man 1: did you see the newest miculek video with lena in it? she’s a chip off the old block.
gunb-mmy: she’s a total thot.

man 1: did you just say “thot” like the rappers say?
gunb-mmy: yeah man all gunbunnies are thots

man 2: right. anyways, let’s go shoot this weekend. i got a korth i want to test out.
gunb-mmy: why would you get a korth? total trash man you should have just gone with a glock 19. only gun worth getting.

man 1: huh? okay well how about i bring out my new ar? i just finished putting on-
gunb-mmy: why would you get an ar? glock brand glock is best glock.
man 1: ……. why are you so b-ttblasted? you only have a glock, don’t you?
gunb-mmy: moldy labhia thot begone

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