gundog


the gundog is a beast of a creature specialized in opening beer bottles with his teeth and well-adapted to downing beer and whisky by the bottle, no matter the quant-ty.

the gundog has been previously trained in the rowdy chug.

the gundog has been known to black out before sunset.

the gundog is a trained fighter of post-bar brawls.

the gundog was well known in champaign-urbana for the purple rocket.
here’s two 40 oz’s for me, and one for you…you have now been gundogged.

i pulled a gundog last weekend and ate 4 hotdogs after the bar.

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