gundrake
the stupidest creature that lurks the internet. it may enjoy up to 15 hours of straight meaningless spam in one day and often talks about how h-m-s-xual he is.
gundrake: i’m in your fridge stroking my harbl.
dan: what?
gundrake: lol no wai
gundrake otherwise known as the toasty f-ggot, he is a strange creature that often has s-xual tendencies with oven fresh toasted sandwiches and/or with ground beef. gundrake often makes no sense when he speaks and some wonder why they even listen to him, some think it may be his sheer level of stupidity being over nine thousand, but i for one prefer not to -ssociate with mentally challenged individuals.
gundrake…. a n-gg- pls … omfg pen0r has 55 meter hentai s-x rape -n-l tentacle p-n-s rape lol piconjo gundrake pen0r n-z- wtf stfu n00b
sir… please refrain from s-xxors ma 1337 pen0r of legendary pwnz0r pls.
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