gunky


a fellow human being with unadmirable traits who displeases you.
“junior barnes, you gunky!”

( bill cosby from revenge )
a near-unexplainable feeling one gets when missing something usually always on their person (ie: cell phone, jewelry, etc)
aw shucks, i left my cell phone at home. i feel all…gunky.
you are familiar with the terms ‘goofy’ and ‘hunky’.

this presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. for these such people there is the word ‘gunky’, the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis ‘best of both’
a: “but he’s not hunky!”

b: “well he’s not goofy!”

a: “ooh ok, hes gunky!”
when a male j-ck-ffs on his girlfriends v-g-n- while she’s sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. when she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky
i gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb b-tch was p-ssed in the morning!
the consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.
when i woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

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