gunoholic
a person who is addicted to buying guns. usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. purchases more guns in a panic when democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.
that fred’s a real gunoholic – he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he’s picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his ffl (licensed firearms dealer).
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