a style of wushu style involving the manipulation of a gun, which is a bamboo staff about one arm’s length taller than the user. the style involves manipulating the staff in broad motions, meaning it requires a large amount of sp-ce, keen spatial awareness, and an even greater control over the weapon, as opposed to a sword.
while anyone can approach this style, it is ideal for someone who is tall and with a lean build. power and flexibility are integral to this style.
when doing gunshu in compet-tion, low stances, high jumps, sharp timing, and clearly defined moves get the best scores.
student: i’ve completed the elementary longfist form. can i start studying a weapon now?
master: it seems that you are ready. because you are tall and thin. gunshu will suit you well.
to eat food even when you know you shouldn’t. laura used to be able to control her piggyness.
- horizontal bonsai
when you are a drunken swedish man and you can’t quite remember the name of a s-x position. did you do the horizontal bonsai?
xelf is the physical opposite of flex so when you are at your worse and not flexing you are xelf to be bad or ugly yooo bro that shirt is so xelf!!!
- spat a d*ck
when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a c-ck with a little bit of s-m-n on the carpet. “bruh you laughed so hard i spat a d-ck!!
(susina) means she is a princess and the most beautiful girl out their. people will try and bring her down but she just don’t gave a f-ck what people say about. she is also, known for sn-tching girls n-gg-h’s so watch out.. susina is really beautiful