Gunt Curtain
in older obese women whose br–sts have developed into the papua new guinean droopy pancake flaps. the breast tissue may actually have to be tucked into the waist band of their pants thus protecting the gunt. in the rare occurrence that oral s-x has to be performed on said women, the male will have to rest the gunt curtains over his ears while holding the gunt at bay with his nose.
curtain gunt c-nn-l-ng-s is considered to be one of the most difficult variations of oral s-x and is generally only conducted safely by highly skilled witch doctors from the hills of irian jaya.
png warrior 1: lookem missus gunt curtain.
witch doctor: ya bro, me lick-m lick-m
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