gunt kick


a hard, “bruce lee cross-kick style” kick to a fat b-tch’s gunt. used in self defense after a fat b-tch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. if you don’t know what a gunt is, look it up.
i was at this party one time and this fat b-tch named terry- “fatty” mcgatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to f-ck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. so, as any man of sound mind and body would do, i gave her a hard gunt kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like h-ll. everyone saw it. my buddy sherwin later told me “it was the gunt kick heard around the world”. -first name changed

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