Guntable
the gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a c-nt.guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one’s own or somebody elses gunt.the guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. the depth of the gunt flaps. some keen gunt miners have been known to go ‘shoulder deep’ into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. the hygeine of the gunt owner. some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. on one occasion a ringtail possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. it had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scr-p fast food.
q. zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from jim using only the power of your oral suction?a. i sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn’t budge. it truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest i have ever seen.
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