Guntersville


beautiful, lake guntersville, al.

not. a sh-thole full of retired old farts and people with too much money for a small town but too little for a big one.
gossip defines this city; everyone knows everything about everyone.
mother, “honey, we’re going to move to lake guntersville now that your father is making $90,000/year.”
child shoots themselves.

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