Gunther


that kind guy who occasionally says things in german, is rather talented, plays tons of video games, and is an overall geek. he claims to do no physical activities, yet has some secret to staying fit.
1: hey! you’re breaking the rules!
2: but günther forced me to do this!
1: oh… then why didn’t you just say no?
2: because… it’s contagious.
1: -reject- just stfu!
a european pop artist who insists on cranking out awful videos of him saying a few words while his backup singers (the sunshine girls) go “la, la, la” in the background the entire time. he has a small moustache, and a mullet-esque hairdo. his videos are not exactly music, but not exactly p-rnography either. his website is www.gunthernet.com his motto is “s-x, respect, glamour, and champagne”,
gunther: let’s s-xualize the world!
a european pop-artist whose videos on youtube are halariously entertaining. all of his songs are about s-x. he occasionally sings a verse or two, and throws in the occasional oh yeah, while the sunshine girls sing most of the songs. he pr-nounces his name “ginter”. he has the best mullet/mustache combo ever.
person 1- that guy has the best mullet i’ve ever seen.
person 2- wait till you see gunther
the most amazing guido of them all. champagne, glamour, s-x, and respect
günther wants you to touch his tralala…..mmmm ding ding dong
pr-n gun-ter(noun) 1) a wh-r-, sl-t , tramp etc
2) treat a girl as if she was a sl-t, wh-r- etc (gunther her out = treat her like a prsot-tute and tell ur friends about it)

gunther originated in coney island by underground rapper nems and his f-ck your lyfe team! look them up on youtube
nick: yo is that your girl?

chris: yea why?

nick: yo shes a gunther! she was messing wit nems yesterday and he sl-tted her out
chris: really?? d-mn!!
a generic german name.
günther, do me up the -rs-n holen with ure shiezer kraut again
1. generic appellation for a woman with a gunt;

2. nickname for a female with a protruding cellulite midsection and slovenly appearance.
gunther could not retrieve files from the file cabinet because her fupa protruded further than her arms.
a generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.
office worker 1: “gunther really shouldn’t have worn stretch pants today.”

office worker 2: “tell me about it. that fupa is out of control. i think i’m gonna puke.”

office worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): “what are you talking about? i’m wearing stretch pants! who’s gunther?”

office worker 2: “uh, the new german guy in the mailroom. let’s get back to work.”

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