Guntimus Maximus



1) a condition in which one who’s gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.

2) in a gunt crew, the one who’s gunt is the largest of the whole crew.

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“gunt crew”
in a conversation between 2 people:

person a: whoa! who invited the gunt crew over there?

person b: yeah, check out guntimus maximus on the right. gross. lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.

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