gurami


a f-cking -sshole who leads a girl on for a very long time and then goes back to his b-tchy crazy ex girl friend. he’s extremely attractive and at first seems very friendly and s-xy. he’s weird but doesn’t care what people think. but he’s a douche bag who doesn’t care about girls feelings. he’ll be exclusive with one girl calling her and talking to her all the time, and then out of no where he will completely f-ck them over. gurami’s are stupid selfish -ssholes who you should never -ssociate yourself with, no matter how attractive or sweet they seem at first. f-cking catastrof-ck.
person 1:that guy is such a f-ck tard, he f-cks over girls all the time and breaks their hearts after really leading them on and thinks that he can pull it off just cause he’s hot.

person 2: oh, so he’s a gurami…

person 1: exactly.

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