gurf


when a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. aka gurf job or gj. the word originated in wisconsin rapids, wisconsin.
1. jake- last night i totally got a gurf from this girl.
elliott- no way, thats awesome

2. jake- c’mon baby give me a gurf.
shaniquia- h-ll no, i ain’t russian, im black, i can’t bend like that.
the moist region between a females poon and -ss. it is the female version of the durf (or taint)
“d-mn quit poking my gurf!!!” she exlaimed
a word that refers to the crew gurf that was originally created by jpockets, hazy, truant, & germ-e. the name came from a friend of the crew who mispr-nounced the word “gurp” which means to steal.
i chilled with the gurfgang last night & got wasted!
we gurfed some candy at the store, gurfgang!
girls who surf or girls who like boys that surf.
check out those hot gurfs on the beach!
noun/adjective, acronym

origin: english

1) literally a girl you run from

2) to be a hideous beast of a woman

3) way to describe a woman that is less than average. way less.
ms. g was the biggest gurf you will ever meet.

samantha was gurf like in appearance.

tim: gurf!

collin: gurf?

tim: yeah man, a girl you run from!

collin: oh! yeah she is a gurf!
a bear sound.
gurf, gurf, gurf.
meaning marijuana was a misinterpreted term deprived from the mac miller song “kool-aid and frozen pizza” when he said “i smoke “herb” and i make music”
me: i smoke gurf and i make music, i don’t even talk about it boy i just do it!

mac: nah, bro it’s i smoke herb and i make music i don’t even talk about it boy i just do it.

me: woah, thanks mac, i had no idea.

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