gurgitator
“they are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in france, epicuriators. they are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines – compet-tive eating.”
originates from the latin root “gurga” or “gurges”, meaning “throat”.
this germ has gained widespread recognition via the ifoce (the international federation of compet-tive eating, inc.), sponsor of compet-tive-eating contest such as nathan’s famous hot dog eating contest, held on july 4.
“who’s that skinny j-panese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?”
“dude, that’s takeru kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!”
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