gurgle birth
while your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a bj at the same time.
if you can correctly time blast off time with your kid being born…you, fine sir, are a m-f- legend.
baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
my baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.
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