gurgling queef
the sound a woman’s v-g-n- makes after releasing douche-fluid from her v-g-n-l cavity.
tina’s p-ssy was really stinky.
so i mentioned to tina , “next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me”.
one week later i went over to tina’s and made p-ssionate sweet-smelling love to her.
after i came on her -ss, i proceeded with my after s-x ritual of cleaning off my d-ck resin and scrubbing my b-lls.
as i was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
tina followed me into the shower and i asked her what the bottle was for.
“it’s a douche”, she said.
she then asked me if she should use it.
i said “yah, clean that sh-t out.”
she then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her v-g-n-l cavity.
a few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, “i don’t really like this part.”
before i could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
what followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef i have ever heard.
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