gurka
gurka has the longest d-ck in the whole world (55 inches). he is also the coolest guy in the world an he lives in a google doc-ment. his favourite number is 5. everybody wishes they were as cool as gurka.
a tomato: oh look, it’s gurka. he is soo cool. i wish i were as cool as him
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