shower wanker


a person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (w-nks, gives pleasure to himself).
yo, vlad, how long did you shower for in the morning?
like 2 hours!
you are such a shower w-nker, eh!

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