Gurkel


gurkel (gir – kell)

a nerdy, geeky, girl. not unlike steve urkel of tv fame. but a girl.

“hey man, you see that gurkel over there? what a nerd”

“hey, i saw you started dating that gurkel from dennys. pfffft”

“i’m a gurkel, n-body loves me”
“hey man, you see that gurkel over there? what a nerd”

“hey, i saw you started dating that gurkel from dennys. pfffft”

“i’m a gurkel, n-body loves me”

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