gurkomania
the hysteria created when you believe your own hype. the ability to create a story that is completely untrue and believe it yourself, but fail to convince others.
to pretend you know everyone who crops up in conversation when its clear you don’t.
to carry on a lie when the facts are presented to you.
to go on holiday for 16 weeks a year and plead poverty.
i’ve been to portugal for a few weeks, when in fact you have been to barbados for 6 weeks. then coming back with an immaculate tan, only lie about and say you went on sunbeds as it was overcast all time. defined as gurkomania
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