Gurneys Law


in a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. if it goes badly he can’t try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. women can do what they like as the supersede gurneys law
mike: hey dude i’m thinking of hooking up with jenny
steve: no way man you had your chance with claire, you don’t want to go breaking gurneys law!

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