gurning fuck lizard


a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb – best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
“is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning f-ck lizard, again!”

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