Gurnturd
a kind of t-rd so girthy and hard to evacuate that it feels as if you have had a prolapse. if you eat nothing but burgers for a week you are likely to encounter one of these. this kind of t-rd was implicated in the death of rock legend elvis presley
person- ‘dont use the upstairs bathroom for a while mum. i just spent 40 minutes wrestling a gurnt-rd that put a crack in the royal dalton. it was like p-ssing a brick wrapped in sandpaper and i had to chop it into pieces just to get it to flush!’
person’s mum – ‘that’s lovely dear. what do you want for dinner?’
person – ‘burgers again please’
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