guru
1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in hinduism
2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern
b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise
no example for the word ‘guru’ is available today.
gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
– side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, french sobbing noises, extra anxiety, s-xual overload/s-xual deprivation, /foreveralone, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru… i have two options:
1. to suck it up and stop being a little b-tch
2. leave her…
and the latter just won’t happen any time and y’all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it’s just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
i love my guru!
one dope -ss rapper- gifted unlimited rhymes universal......also a member of the duo gangsarr (with dj premiere)
guru quote:
.....face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
jazzmatazz vol. iii.ft the roots.trk 7.
the teacher
guru is a learned man, he shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the m-ss uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.
sree narayana guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.
guru nanak.
1. a common misspelling of gurl when an iphone autocorrects.
2. an exclamation similar to "girl!" to show astonishment or surprise.
guru, you are acting cray-cray.
n. a junior -ssociate in law firm whom others have deemed as being the expert on a given subject matter or area of law simply by virtue of having performed some research on the matter or small aspect thereof, which may have also resulted in a written memo.
usually results in the newly-minted "expert" being given more -ssignments on the same subject matter, with the expectation that they will be easy tasks for the guru.
partner/sr. -ssociate: "can you handle this -ssignment? i heard you're the office guru on _____."
the guru: "uh.... sure."
somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.
why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? you don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. just be yourself. what do you see? just be n-body but you.
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