guster


the greatest band ever, not from m-ssachusetts as many people think (they grew up outside of the state) but went to tufts in m-ssachusetts so they consider themselves natives (which is cool by me!)
guster rocks my world
a band whose support is mainly gr-ssroots, collected through incessant touring. they aren’t mainstream, and therefore aren’t widely known or popular, but have an incredibly large fanbase. the members met in college and started a band, originally t-tled “gus.” the name was changed later to guster, and has remained so ever since.

guster is a kick–ss band and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. their harmonies are excellent, lyrics innovative, and didn’t have to sell out to be sucessful.
they’ve put out several alb-ms since their beginning in the early 90’s: parachute, goldfly, lost and gone forever, and keep it together. i own all four, so should you.
kid a who wouldn’t know good music if it hit him in the head:hey, what’s your favorite band?
kid b who’s awesome:guster.
a:wtf is guster?
b:a great band, here go to their website.
a:ewwww i hear a new sound that doesn’t sound like everything else pumping out of my pop/rock radio. i hate it.
b:you suck. go listen to my chemical romance, fall out boy, or someother piece of cr-p music.
a: okay, since you told me to, i will.
a successful boston band from tufts university that people slam because they can write good music and make money.
i listened to guster last night and im listening to guster now.
1. a person one thinks is attractive or would like to have relations with. derived from the spanish phrase ‘me gusta’ which means, “pleases me” or “i like/enjoy”

2. can also refer to a noun in a non s-xual form.

3. can also be shortened for a form of an adjective
1. “omg dude! look to your left, did you see that guster?!”
“f-ck, she was like 80, not very gust”

2. my car is a guster, i need to do some work to it though.

3. “i was walking around c-n-l park and saw this f-cking gust acura nsx, it was from south dakota, wtf”

“i was playing a game of baseball, i was in the field, bases loaded, ichiro hit a home run and i did this gust jump off the wall to catch the ball.”
a jam band from somerville, m-ss. defined by members of the guster chatroom as “a cross between a mop and a puppet”.
“that guster song ‘fa fa’ is about masturbation!”
“grover is my favorite guster!”
fluffy rock for college girls.
federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) guster alb-ms, and include one (1) guster quote in their facebook profile.
an extreme pop, fluff so called jam band. however they are not known for their jamming because they’re all untalented instrumentalists. anyone who disagrees has never picked up an instrument in their life. all males who listen to this band are “bro’s” and deserved to be raped. aka some poets who write corny music for girls to make money/get -ss.
kid a: guster is kick-ss
kid b: yeah your cd matches your nice pink popped collar

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