Gut Grappler


when you have a female friend who is resistant to -n-l s-x bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you jam your index and/or middle finger into her -ss far enough to hook some of her guts up. the desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.
“yeah that b-tch tried to get away, but i hit her with the old gut grappler technique i learned in nam….”

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