gut punch abortion
to violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.
melanie: “dad i think i’m pregnant and i’m going to keep it.”
dad: “that’s fine honey”
-later that evening while melanie is sleeping-
dad: “jennifer our daughters pregnant”
jennifer: “that c-m guzzling d-ck garage would f-ck the pope i’m going to give her a gut punch abortion”
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