Decorative Log


intentionally leaving a sh-t in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
lucy left duncan a decorative log

‘wow!’ said duncan ‘what’s gone into that?!’
intentionally leaving a t-rd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
lucy left duncan a decorative log.

‘wow!’ duncan said ‘what’s gone into that?!’

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