Gut shuffling
the insertion of a p-n-s into the v-g-n- in such a fashion that the womans guts are “shuffled”.
“hey man i wanna do some gut shuffling tonight”
“thanks for the gut shuffling”
“every day i’m shuffling”
“my guts could really use a good shuffling”
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