Guten Tag
it means: h-llo!, good day!, good afternoon!, how do you do? in german
friend: h-llo
me: guten tag!
friend: does that mean pack a bowl or h-llo?
me: ja
friend: “ja” what?
me: ja to both
german for good day, but we all know it really means “good times.”
remember when we did that stuff? oh man, guten tag!
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