legitimate rake


in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.
joe: dude, didn’t you just rake this yesterday?

tom: yeah….

joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.

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