Guten


a catch-all derived from the german word for ‘good’.

can be used as a greeting, farewell, or general acknowledgement.
person 1: “h-llo?”
person 2: “guten.”
person 1: “how has your day been?”
person 2: “eh. guten.”
person 1: “any plans for the weekend?”
person 2: “not yet. there is a concert friday night that i’m considering.”
person 1: “oh, well let me know; i’ll go with you. but i have to go. call me later?”
person 2: “yup. guten!”

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